Meat Cute

Finnsy almost threw away the winning ticket with her milk receipt. The bodega clerk caught her wrist before she dropped it into the bin, pulled the ticket from between her fingers, and checked the numbers against the television above the cigarettes. Then he locked the front door, which frightened her more than his sudden shouting.

Now she occupied a plastic chair at the Metropolitan Food Recovery Center, trying to remember whether she owned a frying pan. A camera crew was coming to interview her. Somewhere beyond the reception doors, ten pounds of meat belonged to her, an amount she couldnโ€™t picture without imagining something extravagant and faintly criminal, like ten pounds of jewelry.

โ€œHave you decided what youโ€™re making?โ€

The man beside her held his ticket flat against his knee. He wore a clean blue shirt with one cuff folded higher than the other, and he kept pressing the folded cuff down as though its failure embarrassed him.

โ€œI havenโ€™t decided whether I remember how to cook it,โ€ Finnsy said. โ€œI was thinking I could telephone my mother and let her tell me everything Iโ€™m doing wrong.โ€

โ€œMy mother would travel here to do it in person.โ€

She laughed, and his hands relaxed.

He introduced himself as Mick McCaffrey, although everyone called him Mooch. The nickname required an explanation involving an older brother, a stolen sandwich, and a familyโ€™s refusal to allow a person to recover from anything that happened before kindergarten. Finnsy offered her own nickname in exchange and enjoyed the way he tried it aloud before asking whether he could use it.

โ€œWhat did you win?โ€ she asked.

โ€œReserve winner. They telephoned this morning and told me to come down.โ€

โ€œDoes that mean you get mine if I donโ€™t show up?โ€

โ€œI was hoping to make a better first impression than that.โ€

Across the room, a receptionist raised her eyes from her monitor. Mooch lowered his voice, and Finnsy leaned closer to hear him.

Three years earlier, contaminated feed entered a distribution network supplying most of the countryโ€™s commercial livestock. By the time authorities understood the extent of the contamination, slaughterhouses were closing and refrigerated trucks were being stopped on highways. Finnsy remembered watching a neighbor pour beef stock through a sieve because he couldnโ€™t bear to throw it away. She remembered the smell from the dumpsters behind the supermarket.

The Recovery Centers appeared eighteen months later. Their advertisements showed white laboratories, healthy cells dividing beneath microscopes, and smiling families passing bowls across dinner tables. Production remained limited, the advertisements explained. The lottery ensured fair access while the technology developed.

Finnsy bought her ticket because the bodega clerk couldnโ€™t break a twenty.

Mooch bought his every Friday.

โ€œMy father used to cook on Sundays,โ€ he said. โ€œWhatever else went wrong that week, there was dinner. I suppose I wanted to do that again.โ€

โ€œFor your father?โ€

โ€œHe died before the shortage.โ€

He smoothed the ticket against his knee. Finnsy could have offered sympathy, but something in his face suggested he regretted making the conversation sad.

โ€œThen youโ€™ll have to cook for somebody else,โ€ she said.

He glanced at her, cautiously enough that she almost laughed again.

โ€œI could do that.โ€

A woman in a cream jacket entered reception and asked Finnsy to accompany her. The camera crew was ready, and there were a few photographs to take before the presentation. When Finnsy rose, Mooch stood with her.

โ€œWould you have dinner with me?โ€ he asked. โ€œYou can bring a suspiciously small contribution from your winnings. Iโ€™ll supply everything else.โ€

โ€œWhat if youโ€™re a terrible cook?โ€

โ€œYou can telephone your mother.โ€

Finnsy took his phone and entered her number. He called it immediately, and she saved him as Mooch, resisting the ridiculous impulse to add a heart.

โ€œFriday,โ€ she said. โ€œAnd I expect potatoes.โ€

The woman in the cream jacket smiled at them with professional patience. Finnsy followed her through the reception doors, already considering which of her friends could be trusted to hear about this without turning dinner into an engagement.

The interview took longer than she expected. They filmed her entering a room twice, asked her to repeat what winning meant to her, and suggested she mention the importance of scientific progress. She complied because ten pounds of meat seemed worth a little foolishness, although she refused to say the lottery changed her life.

During a pause, she heard wheels rattling along the corridor outside.

Then Moochโ€™s voice, raised in protest.

She turned toward the door.

The woman adjusted Finnsyโ€™s collar, freeing a strand of hair caught beneath it. โ€œTheyโ€™re taking our reserve winner through the production wing. People always have questions when they see the equipment.โ€

โ€œWhat sort of equipment?โ€

โ€œHarvesting and processing. Would you mind holding the ticket a little higher?โ€

By the time they finished, Finnsyโ€™s smile hurt.

Her prize arrived in an insulated carrier, divided into neat vacuum-packed portions. She lifted it with both hands while a photographer crouched to find an angle that included the Recovery Center emblem behind her.

Mooch wasnโ€™t in reception.

The woman checked with someone through her earpiece, then told Finnsy he completed his visit and left. Finnsy sent him a message about Friday, followed by another warning that she would eat all ten pounds herself if he failed to produce acceptable potatoes.

Outside, she turned back for a final look through the glass doors. His chair was empty. She wished sheโ€™d asked where he lived.

In the processing wing, a technician retrieved a phone from the pocket of a clean blue shirt. Its screen lit beneath his hand.

You still owe me dinner.

He powered it off and placed it beside a wallet, keys, and a folded reserve ticket. Through the partition, a supervisor watched the delivery vehicle carry Finnsy and her winnings toward the gate.

โ€œDid she ask about him?โ€

โ€œTwice,โ€ the woman in the cream jacket said.

The supervisor removed his glasses and pressed the bridge of his nose. They were supposed to keep the winners apart. He would have to speak to reception again.

On the cutting table behind him, one of Moochโ€™s hands hung over the edge beneath a sheet. The technician tucked it back under before wheeling him toward the grinder.

At home, Finnsy cleared a shelf in her refrigerator and set aside two portions for Friday. She photographed them and sent the picture to his phone.

Then she found her frying pan, called her mother, and asked how long a good steak should rest.

ยฉ 2021 Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys

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30 responses to “Meat Cute”

  1. Suddenly Suranne Avatar

    Gives a whole new meaning to “you look so good I could just eat you up!”

    1. Madd_Fictional Avatar

      You can never judge who people are attracted to. Everyone is entitled to their own tastes.

  2. mrgreymalkyn Avatar

    You know, I never considered the truth that the absence of meat would send me into a murderous rampage. Always giving me something to think about.

    1. Madd_Fictional Avatar

      Then my work here is done! Cheers for the read and comment!

  3. perigordonislurking Avatar
    perigordonislurking

    Vegan here. I always knew you animal devourers were psychopaths in waiting!

    1. Madd_Fictional Avatar

      I’m all for a person’s right to choose what they eat and unlike a good chunk of vegans I’ve encountered, I don’t adopt a holier-than-thou attitude when I spot them carrying leather handbags and wearing leather shoes.

      Nor do I sing vegetable-only praises while gnawing on faux-meat products like Tofukey, fakinโ€™ bacon, mock duck, vegan eggs, faux meatballs, meat-free hotdogs, pseudo- patties, veggie burgers (chemicals are responsible for that fake meat taste, you know).

      Just sayin’. No judgments.

      1. perigordonislurking Avatar
        perigordonislurking

        LOL! I still don’t condone the eating of things with faces but I will cop to eating plant based products that taste like meat.

  4. trishsplace Avatar

    Woah, spooky story. Interesting way your mind goes, sir.

    1. Madd_Fictional Avatar

      Thank you. It’s nice to have a place where I can deposit random thoughts and have people view/comment on them (it lets me know when I’ve lost the plot) and it also leaves headspace for other mental meanderings.

  5. spwilcen Avatar

    That’s the most insidious turn I can recall in a long, long time. Well done! You caught me with my suspenders unsnapped. Thankee, I enjoyed this read.

    1. Madd_Fictional Avatar

      Thanks for the read and the compliment. Much appreciated.

  6. Anand Bose Avatar

    Interesting narrative.

  7. Rachel Naughton Avatar

    I was not expecting this ending, in fact, I thought it was an article about mad cow disease initially. ๐Ÿ˜‚ My dark and sinister side loved the twist and how you accomplished it without gore! Fantastically original!

    1. Madd_Fictional Avatar

      No finer compliment than appealing to someone’s dark and sinister side. Thank you for the compliment and linking the story!

  8. Phil Huston Avatar

    Reminds me of a short “Soylent Green”. I think I would rampage over lost carbs. A world without French fries seems unbearable.

    1. Madd_Fictional Avatar

      I wouldn’t be able to survive in a world devoid of edible meats. Thank you for the read and the comment, both are very much appreciated!

      1. Phil Huston Avatar

        Certainly! An enjoyable read is a rare find.

        1. Madd_Fictional Avatar

          Very kind of you to say!

  9. Bruce Goodman Avatar

    Now that caught me out big time!

    1. Madd_Fictional Avatar

      Glad to hear it, and thank you for taking the time to read and comment!

  10. Terveen Gill Avatar

    This had to end with Mooch on a plate. Nice twist. Very tasty.
    Hope Finnsy never figures it out. The taste might give it away.
    I have no idea.
    But you really cut a meaty surprise at the end.
    Well done, Rhyan! ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Madd_Fictional Avatar

      Nice try, attempting to convince me that you’re unfamiliar with the taste of human flesh. Weren’t you the one who told me the choicest meats ran along the spine? No need to hide your true nature, we’re all friends here.

      1. Terveen Gill Avatar

        Lol. Okay, that’s a relief.
        And you responded that the toes and fingers make excellent hors d’oeuvres. Where is the recipe? I’m still waiting…

        1. Madd_Fictional Avatar

          Quid pro quo, my dear. First you fork over the recipe for your infamous Spine Meat Souffle. I know how parsimonious (ha-ha, guess who owns a thesaurus?) you are. All take and no give makes Jill a stingy hoarder.

          1. Terveen Gill Avatar

            Haha! Okay. Will do. ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. djinniraifordbabcock Avatar

    It seems Romance is a dish best served hot. Well done, Madd, pun intended.

    1. Madd_Fictional Avatar

      Couldn’t agree more. Cheers for the read and the compliment!

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