How to Stay Happily Married to a Lycanthrope
Are you ready to howl with laughter and unleash your inner beast? Sink your teeth into the ultimate guide to surviving and thriving in a marriage with a lycanthrope!
From the author who was raised by werewolves and went on to marry one, comes a wildly entertaining, hilariously unconventional, and paws-itively informative guide to navigating the uncharted territory of supernatural matrimony. Whether you’ve just discovered your spouse’s hairy secret or you’re a seasoned werewolf spouse seeking advice, this book is your moonlit path to marital bliss.
In “How to Stay Happily Married to a Lycanthrope,” you’ll learn how to:
- Master the art of moon phase management for romantic getaways and date nights
- Communicate effectively with your partner, even during their most growly moments
- Spice up your love life with supernatural role play, cosplay, and fantastical fetishes
- Navigate family dynamics, legal issues, and even the potential resurrection of your werewolf spouse
Featuring uproarious anecdotes, outlandish advice, and witty insights, this one-of-a-kind guide will have you howling with laughter while providing you with the tools to strengthen your bond with your werewolf partner. Don’t let the full moon cast a shadow over your love life – grab your copy of “How to Stay Happily Married to a Lycanthrope” and embark on a fur-raising adventure towards a happy, fulfilling, and supernatural marriage.
A Story Box Full Of Regret
A collection of fresh and innovative speculative fiction stories set in the not too distant future, in alternate dimensions, in fantasy realms, or steeped in stark, left of center reality. Each tale, rich enough to be an entire novel, is delivered from an extraordinary new literary voice that lays bare the unexpected beauty and tragedy of the human condition.
A mental breakdown opens a multi-dimensional rift between twin sisters. A stalker follows the object of his affection to a hidden and forgotten patch of the Garden of Eden. A thrice failed suicider comes into the care of a mysterious and unlikely savior. A woman discovers the consequences when her race0based wish is granted. A brave suitor learns the eight not-so-simple rules for dating a couple’s Cthulhuian daughter.
A Story Box Full of Regret is a collection pulsing with compelling drama, rich with unforgettable scenes, and alive with moments of recognition each more startling than the last—a must-read if you are a lover of quality, thought-provoking short stories.
Be Violent And Original In Your Writing: Common Sense Advice of the Craft
Deep in your soul, you know that you are a writer, which means you should be writing. So why aren’t you?
A lack of confidence? Fear of rejection? Stuck between the desire to write and actually committing words to the page? You’re not alone in this. But everything isn’t necessarily as hopeless as it seems and sometimes all you need is a little common sense advice to nudge you in the right direction, plant yourself in a chair and get the writing ball rolling.
And that is exactly what you will get from this informative, yet friendly and sometimes humorous, set of instructions.
THE INTERPLANETARY GREEN BOOK: Extraterrestrial Survival On Earth: Staying Alive And Well On An Institutionally Biased Planet
If you happen to be one of the thousands of extraterrestrials stranded on Earth who are physically unable to pass yourself off as a human, and do not wish to blind your ocular senses or cover your auditory faculties, or feel that crime, violence, and injustices cannot happen to you, and you are ready to finally face the reality of living and dying on a xenophobic planet, then this helpful handbook is tailormade for you.
Invest in your survival today!
The Revenue Man Graphic Novel
In the year 2046, tax rates have reached a record high of 96%. These rates have incensed what is left of the working class. Citizens, in order to survive with some semblance of dignity, have devised ways to withhold income from the taxation offices, adopting a “the tax office can’t tax what they don’t know about” attitude.
The Rowe Scientific Tax Administration Inspection Bureau has made it their business to be in the position to know EVERYTHING. Since humans have proven time and time again to be selfish, money-grubbing little creatures, Rowe designed a new type of tax man, one that was incorruptible and flawless, to oversee and enforce the stringent tax laws. Thus were born…THE REVENUE MEN.
When one of these super auditors malfunctions and begins its deadly pursuit on the wrong taxpayer, trapped in a skyscraper, and armed with nothing but the knowledge that he is innocent, Eddie Pacheco must match wits with an insane automaton, ever staying one step ahead, if he wants to stay alive.
Genaissance: The Complete Screenplay with Illustrations
In a time of innocence and a land that no longer exists, the Earth Pre-Flood, a gentle soul named Enoch, on the 365th year of his life, is lifted into the Seven Heavens and brought before the unbearable face of God. Elected to be the Scribe of God, Enoch encounters the Archangel Micha-el, who begins relating the fantastic parable of the evolution of God, the creation of Earth, the formation of Heaven, the birth of Lucifer Morningstar, and the bloody War in Heaven.
The best way to describe Genaissance is by telling you what it’s not — it isn’t just another screenplay exploiting angels. Genaissance is a very unique project that offers the reader a chance to witness the Old Testament from the Celestial Choir’s point of view.
Left For Dead: The Forgotten Tattoo Flash of White Chocolate
Seven years ago, author Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys fell headfirst into the world of skin and ink and during his stint of learning about the wild and weird world of tattoos, tossed his hat into the ring, creating his unique brand of tattoos designs.
His legendary tattoo art is now collected for the very first time.
Fantasie: The Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys Tattoo Sketchbook Volume 2
Crosses. Tribal. Lower back. Fairies. Angels. Skulls. More tattoo art designed by professional tattoo flash illustrator, Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys, conveniently collected in this fantastic 40-page 8.5″x11″ book.
Lines From My Mind: The Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys Tattoo Sketchbook Vol. 1
Crosses. Tribal. Lower back. Fairies. Angels. Skulls. Tattoo art designed by professional tattoo flash illustrator, Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys, conveniently collected in this fantastic 40-page 8.5″x11″ book.
Fusion: Art Isn’t Only Skin Deep
Is there a connection between Fantasy Art and Tattoo Art? FUSION attempts to explore this relationship by featuring the artwork of the most influential fantasy illustrators of our time as well as the finest tattoo artists in the industry in order to create an outstanding portfolio of work. Also includes sections on “Tattoos and Their Meaning” and “From Idea To Ink” the birth and life of a tattoo.
8.5″ x 11″, perfect binding, white interior paper (80# weight), full-color interior ink, white exterior paper (100# weight), full-color exterior ink
Sofa Jet City Crisis Graphic Novel
Welcome to ‘Lantic City NexGen, the newly renovated gambling mecca, where a 15-year-old boy named Hofstra, on the run and desperately trying to prove his manhood, gets caught up in a private war between Buma Willys, a down-on-her-luck cyberspace gambler who’s looking for that one last big score, and Rockne Keobardi, the mob-affiliated casino owner that wants Buma dead!
This beautifully illustrated 80-page award-winning graphic novel will easily appeal to lovers of the science fiction and comic book genres.
Genaissance: A Parable Scribed By The Shadowside Of God
The time? One of innocence. The place? A land that no longer exists; the Earth Pre-Flood. It is here that a gentle soul named Enoch, on the 365th year of his life is lifted up into the Seven Heavens and brought before the unbearable face of God. Elected to be the Scribe of God, Enoch encounters the Archangel Micha-el, who begins relating a fantastic parable. Through Enoch’s mind’s eye, we witness the evolution of God, the creation of Earth, the formation of Heaven, the birth of Lucifer Morningstar, and much, much more.
4 Black & White Issues (32 pages each)