Too Long For Instagram: Forgive Me, Please
“It was all a stupid misunderstanding, a horrible accident…you have to forgive me, please!” he begged, tears streaming down his face, but his plea fell on deaf ears. The blood on his hands spoke louder than his words ever could.
How to Stay Happily Married to a Lycanthrope: A Practical Guide
Are you ready to howl with laughter and unleash your inner beast? Sink your teeth into the ultimate guide to surviving and thriving in a marriage with a lycanthrope!
Too Long For Instagram: In Flames I See Thee
I do not smoke, nor am I an arsonist; however, I am never without matches, for it is the only time I get to see my late daughter’s face as the flame grows taller, her hair all aflame, just like it always was in the sunlight.
Joey Mac and the Pearlescent Unicorn Uniform (Redux) – Part 4
As the guards raced from one staged crisis to another, Joey’s phone buzzed with an unexpected text message from his now-former boss…
Joey Mac and the Pearlescent Unicorn Uniform (Redux) – Part 3
Joey’s life was spiraling out of control, and the icing on the cake happened when he was leaving his shop after a long day of work…
Joey Mac and the Pearlescent Unicorn Uniform (Redux) – Part 2
“There’s nothing else we can do with them. You can’t ride them. Young, old, virginal, virtuous… it doesn’t matter. They simply won’t allow it…”
Joey Mac and the Pearlescent Unicorn Uniform (Redux) – Part 1
The throbbing at the base of Joey Mac’s skull was dull, and it radiated to his temples as consciousness crept in like a thick fog slowly…
Do-It-Yourself Ghostbusting: Serving Pesky Poltergeists an Eviction Notice
Ghosts, phantoms, specters – we’ve all heard the stories. But when it comes to dealing with these uninvited supernatural houseguests, who has…
How to Stay Happily Married to a Lycanthrope: A Practical Guide
Let’s face it, marriage can be tough. But when your better half is prone to sprouting fur, fangs, and a penchant for howling at the moon, it adds a…
Maurine, Maureen Part 2
The words hung in the air, giving Maurine pause as she considered the implications. Maureen’s eyes widened, and for a moment, the room felt tense. “Have you been reading my diary?”
Blind Date From Hell: She Said/He Said
Don’t even bother looking at me like that. I ain’t a poet, and my mama knows it.
My Oh So Very Imaginary TED Talk: Becoming A Storylistener
Did you know that a secret ingredient to becoming a master storyteller is right here, right now? You’re all using it! That’s right, I’m talking about your ears. Welcome to my TED Talk on “Becoming A Storylistener”, where we’re about to embark on a journey of listening our way to storytelling greatness.
The Chrisom One – A Tale of Eldritch Romance
The sad fact of the matter was that some people simply weren’t made for socializing. That was the case with Bridget, forever the outsider…
My So-Called Shakespearean Life
A 100% absolutely true (what would give you cause to doubt me?) day in my life event as transcribed by the immortal bard (written in iambic pentameter, naturally). Enjoy.
The Folds of Love
When the delivery truck pulls up outside the shop, neither of us look out the window. We know exactly who it is. 12:15 pm on the dot…
The Anniversary Meal
As Amantha carefully diced the spleen, she caught herself. Lost in the preparation of the meal, she absently sang a song under her…
The Math of the Moment
There were two things that Evan knew: 1. Mathematics 2. He lived the wrong kind of life…
Beast of the Illusory Moon
He leaned against the chain link fence, covered in less blood than he first imagined and prayed to the moon. Not Luna, the other one…
I Fell Through Hell
Because it was bored and had little else to do but support my head while my body shut down to replenish itself, my pillow took advantage…
Hacked Life
During his regular Wednesday afternoon 10-minute guided energy-cleansing meditation session, the following message flashed on the inside of Brydon’s eyelids: YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN HACKED! Thanks to a programming flaw in the neural chip implanted in your brain, we have hacked it and essentially your life and extracted the databases cataloging the entirety of your being.
Loading…
Something went wrong. Please refresh the page and/or try again.
MADD FICTIONAL 