A Leap Day Repost: Duchess and the Anecdote

Duchess

They come from miles around, my characters do, traveling the great distance from the fringes of my mind’s eye, some even making the long and arduous haul from my childhood, just to sit and talk. They do this whenever I’m alone.

As they gather ’round, I cast an eye upon their many and various faces and can’t help but feel the slightest twinge of remorse. Being in my company, locked within the confines of my imagination, is not wholly unlike a purgatory for them. A holding pattern, a waiting room, where they converse amongst themselves in voices audible only to myself, trying to catch my attention in the slimmest hope of being set free. Birthed into a story.

Some are fresh meat, the rest lifers, each easily spotted by the differences in their appearance and the strength of their voices. Fresh meats are gossamers—newly formed characters, little more than a stack of traits—who shout in whispers. Lifers, on the other hand, are as fleshed out as you or I, perhaps even more so, who have acquired the proper pitch and turn of phrase to catch me unawares during the times when my mind idles.

Before the talks begin–serious conversation, not the normal natterings they engage in–a flying thing the size of a butterfly, jewel-toned blue stripes, greenish-gold spots, with flecks of silver on the wings, lands in the palm of my outstretched hand.

“What is that then?” a childlike voice asks from somewhere deep in the crowd, low to the ground. I recognize it instantly.

“It’s an anecdote, Duchess. Come see for yourself.” I reply as the creature’s wings beat softly on my palm.

The throng–my personal rogue’s gallery whose roster includes reputables and reprobates alike–part like the Red Sea, making way for the noblest of all serval cats, The Duchess.

“An antidote? Have you been poisoned?” The Duchess queries as she saunters into the open space, a dollop of concern gleaming in her vivid blue eyes.

I try to not laugh, partly out of respect, but mostly due to the fact that though she is the eldest of my unused characters, she is technically still but a kitten. “No, Duchess, it’s an anecdote, as in a short, amusing, or interesting story about a person or an incident.“

“I know full well what an anecdote is, thank you kindly. I was merely attempting to lighten the dreadfully somber mood with a bit of levity.” Not her best faux pas cover, but it was swift, which should count for something. As casually as she could manage, the kitten turned to see if anyone found amusement at her expense. No one did. They knew better. “May I hold it?”

I hesitate and stare at the leapling. Created on February 29th all those many years ago, it was my rationale–on paper–for keeping her a kitten, seeing as she had fewer birthdays, she would naturally age at a decelerated rate. The actuality is I have an affinity for kittens. For full-grown cats? Not so much. And now the dilemma is if her kittenish nature should come into play, and without meaning to, cause injury to the anecdote, then all this would be for naught.

Her eyes plead with all the promise of being good and I have no choice but to relent. “It’s fragile, so be gentle. Take care not to crush it.” I gently place the anecdote in her cupped paws.

“Why does one need an anecdote?” The Duchess of Albion asked, her nose twitching whenever the creature moves its wings.

“To tell a proper story,” I answer. “More than just a sequence of actions, anecdotes are the purest form of the story itself.“

“But I thought characters are at the heart of every great story?“

“They are and anecdotes connect the hearts and minds of those characters to a story.” I try to feign calm but I can see the kitten’s body tensing up. Her eyes, those glorious baby blues, are studying the creature closely. Was I wrong in my decision to trust that she rules her instincts and not the other way around?

“They also add suspense to your story, giving the audience a sense that something is about to happen. If you use them right, you can start raising questions right at the beginning of your story—something that urges your audience to stay with you. By raising a question, you imply that you will provide your audience with the answers. And you can keep doing this as long as you remember to answer all the questions you raise.“

The kitten’s breath becomes rapid and her paws close in around the anecdote and I want to cry out, urge her to stop, but it’s far beyond that point now. She is in control of her own fate. Canines bare themselves, paws pulling the creature closer to her mouth.

“No!” she shakes her head violently. Her ears relax and her mouth closes as her breathing returns to normal. Then, the oddest thing happens…

The Duchess begins to vanish. All the characters look on in dazed silence, uncertain how to react.

“What is happening to me?” she shoots me a panicked glance as cohesion abandons her form.

“Haven’t you sussed it out yet?“

“No… I’m scared!“

“Don’t be,” I smile. “Look around you. You’re at the heart of a story. You’re free.“

“Truly?” she is suddenly overwhelmed with delight, her expression priceless. “But — but what do I do with the anecdote now?”

“Open your paws, let it fly off.”

She unfolds her paws. Tiny wings beat their path to freedom. Then someone from the back of the crowd gives The Duchess a slow clap. Soon, others join in, building into a tidal wave of applause.

The now translucent Duchess waves a tearful thank you to the crowd, before turning back to me with a request, “Say my name.“

“Why?“

“Because you always simply address me as Duchess and I want to hear you call me by my full name one last time before I g– —“

And just like that, she was gone.

I bid you a fond farewell, Your Grace the Duchess of Albion Gwenore del Septima Calvina Hilaria Urbana Felicitus-Jayne Verina y de Fannia. Enjoy your journey. You will be missed.

HAPPY LEAP DAY, FOLKS!

 

I Fell Through Hell – A Madd Fictional Imagination Playhouse Production

Because it was bored and had little else to do but support my head while my body shut down to replenish itself, my pillow took advantage of the moment by whispering my destiny in my ear in the dead of night during that flash second of waking from a nightmare, the moment where the line between illusion and reality blurred, when fear tangled around the heart like a sweat-soaked bed sheet. It said:

Heaven holds no place for you.

It spoke to me in English but with a tongue drenched in an accent I was unable to place. Some dead language known only to pillows, I supposed.

My own unique brand of pillow talk first happened when I was a child and in defiance of all the childhood messages that slipped away unremembered, this one had taken root. I had accepted my fate at a tender age and decided to play the hand I was dealt. And after a lifetime spent in disregard of my fellow man and the consequences of my selfish actions as I baby-stepped my way through my sinful prophecy—I slipped and fell…

Down through the frozen landscape of Niflheim, where the branches, bramble and roots of the World Tree, Yggdrasill, beat my face and tore at my skin. And where Hel, daughter of Loki, stood on the Shore of Corpses, petting the head of Nidhogg, the giant snake that fed on the dead

Carried along on the poisonous snake river, Tuoni, I was brought through Tuonela, a place not wholly unlike Earth under the gloomiest conditions, where the maid of Death, Tytti, cast me down further for bringing no provisions as a tribute.

Down further, I was injured whilst falling onto the Chinavat Bridge, which was thinner than a hair, yet sharper than a blade. The twin four-eyed guardian dogs snapped their jaws at me, judging me based on the deeds in my life.

The bridge turned on its side, for my bad deeds outweighed the good, and pitched me into the demon-filled pit below, where the demon Vizaresh dragged me into the House of Lies, a place of disgusting filth, where I was served spoiled food and tortured by demons, hundreds in number, each representing a specific sin, before Apaosha, the demon of drought and thirst, and Zairika, the demon that makes poisons, cast me further down.

Through a lake of fire and up against an iron wall where I passed through a series of gates guarded by half-animal, half-human creatures named The Blood-Drinker Who Comes From The Slaughterhouse, and The One Who Eats The Excrement Of His Hindquarters, into Duat where my heart was weighed against a feather and eaten by the demon Ammut. Although horrified at the sight of my heart being eaten, I was fascinated by the sight and wanted to watch but I could not stop myself from falling…

Down through Gehenna, a deep and desolate place in which noxious sulfuric gasses hung in the air and flames continuously burned and rained from the sky into rivers of molten metal and where the followers of Moloch sacrificed children in the great fires. My fingertips clutched for purchase on this foundation but I fell…

Down past the nine-headed hydra, into Tartaros, where I was whipped by Tisiphone as I tumbled deeper into the deep black dungeon full of torture and suffering.

Down through Maharaurava where the serpent demon Ruru tried to eat my flesh.

Through Kumbhipaka where I was nearly boiled in hot oil.

Through Diyu where Yama Loki of Naraka condensed the 96,816 hells into 10 sections the Chamber of Tongue Ripping, The Chamber of Scissors, The Chamber of Iron Cycads, the Chamber of Mirror, Chamber of Steamer, Forest of Copper Column, Mountain of Knives, the Hill of Ice, Cauldron of Boiling Oil, Chamber of Ox, Chamber of Rock, Chamber of Pounding, Pool of Blood, Town of Suicide, Chamber of Dismemberment, Mountain of Flames, Yard of Stone Mill, and Chamber of Saw.

Down through Xibalba, where the lords of the afterlife inflicted various odd forms of torture on me such as causing pus to gush from my body, squeezing me until blood filled my throat and I vomited my organs…

Before being cast even lower into rivers filled with blood, scorpions, and pus, where I cascaded over a waterfall to my final death, crashing into oblivion and shattering into millions of pieces…

Only to wake up and hear my pillow whisper in its thick accent:

Hell holds no place for you.

So, again I lost my footing and fell, through limbo this time, into…

Anaïs Returned – Original Version

Time for another experiment. Beginning tomorrow, for the 13 days leading up to Halloween, I will be rewriting this story in 13 different styles, reflecting the various horror subgenres as part of my Thirteen For Halloween series. So, feel free to come back and weigh in with your opinion of which style worked the best!

Though dilapidated, the mansion, long forgotten by the residents of the nearby towns, was shrouded by a history of betrayal and sorrow. Within its husk, Anaïs lay upon an antique chaise lounge. The ornate carvings on its wooden frame told tales of generations past, and its faded fabric bore witness to countless secrets. Her lifeless form, dressed in a once-vibrant gown, was surrounded by shadows that seemed to mourn her death.

As the grandfather clock chimed midnight, a gust of wind from a broken window pane stirred the room. Anaïs’s eyes flickered open, revealing a sinister gleam that pierced through the gloom. A wicked smile, borne of ancient grudges and suppressed rage, curled upon her lips. Slowly, she rose, as if buoyed by the dark energies of the mansion itself.

The cold, metallic scent of blood hung in the air, a remnant of the betrayal that had led to her untimely demise. Freed from her mortal constraints, a malevolent aura enveloped her, its chill seeping into the mansion’s very stones.

Whispers from ancestral portraits lining the hallway seemed to recognize her transformation, their painted eyes following her ethereal movements. The world beyond the mansion’s heavy oak doors remained blissfully ignorant of the vengeful spirit they had awakened.

Venturing forth, Anaïs’s path was illuminated by the pale moonlight, her silhouette a harbinger of doom. The hunger for revenge and chaos burned within her, and she reveled in the power of her spectral existence.

In a nearby village, the townsfolk slept soundly, unaware of the shadow creeping into their dreams. Those unfortunate enough to cross her path were met with visions of their darkest fears, a taste of the terror Anaïs would soon unleash.

As dawn’s first light threatened the horizon, the village church bell tolled, its somber notes a warning to all. The world would soon witness the wrath of a spirit wronged, for Anaïs, with her dark legacy, had returned.

Beware, for as the sun gave way to another night, the vengeful specter of Anaïs prepared to etch her malevolence onto the world. The mansion’s dark history had come alive, and no soul was safe from its haunting grip.

Enchanted Reverie: A Dance of Autumnal Souls

My poor attempt at the verse below originated from this tweet:

“The trees in the autumnal forest shed their brittle bark skin, and the fallen leaves, no longer content to rest upon the ground, began assembling into intricate patterns, forming creatures that danced with eerie grace, beckoning me to join their spectral masquerade.”

In the realm of autumnal splendor, where trees shed their golden shroud,
I witnessed an enchanting sight, both eerie and profound.
Leaves, once scattered upon the ground, embraced a vibrant choreography,
Assembling into ethereal forms, crafted with divine artistry.
Their gentle rustling transformed to a symphony, an ancient melody,
As skeletal creatures emerged, inviting me to a spectral jubilee.
Beneath the moon's celestial glow, they swayed in eerie harmony,
A masquerade of skeletal grace, their movements a mesmerizing decree.
With each step, they whispered tales of forgotten souls and ancient lore,
Their haunting beauty captivating, urging me to explore more.
Their bony fingers beckoned, extending an invitation to partake,
To immerse within their spectral realm, to wander and forsake.
In this ethereal dance, I found a sublime connection,
Between life's delicate fragility and death's profound reflection.
Their skeletal frames, once unsettling, revealed a poetic grace,
In their elegant presence, darkness and beauty interlaced.
So I joined their spectral waltz, embracing the mysterious unknown,
Lost in the autumnal enchantment, in their world I have grown.
In this realm of artistry, where leaves transcend their earthly fate,
I dance with the spectral beings, their beauty resonates.
For in the haunting masquerade, I found solace and release,
An eternal autumnal enchantment, where art and death find peace.

Too Long For Instagram: From The Murky Depths

The creature emerged from the depths of the murky lake, its movements slow and languid, like a grotesque dance of death. Its pale, lifeless eyes locked onto its prey, as it dragged itself closer, leaving a trail of slime and terror in its wake.

The too large for Instagram remix:

In the dying light of dusk, whispers rippled through the crowd as the small lakeside community of Gowansville gathered at the water’s edge. Wannipur Lake had always been a source of life, but now it emanated a dark foreboding. Townsfolk disappeared without a trace, pets had gone missing, and local legends of Purrie, the lake-dwelling monster, had resurfaced.

Betty Bowen, an introverted librarian who’d always found solace in books, stood among them. She clutched a worn leather-bound tome, its pages yellowed with age but brimming with arcane knowledge.

Just as the sun disappeared below the horizon, the surface of the lake broke. A creature, its form an unholy amalgamation of scales, slime, and gnarled limbs, emerged. The crowd’s murmurs turned into palpable panic; their paralysis was the creature’s feast.

Betty’s hands trembled, but she opened her book. Her voice cracked as she began reciting an incantation her grandfather had once taught her, passed down through generations but never used. The air tensed, electric. The creature roared, its dread-filled aura clashing with the energy now emanating from Betty’s words.

Nothing happened. The crowd’s hope wilted; their impending doom was palpable.

Betty’s eyes filled with tears. She thought of her late grandfather, of his unshakable faith in her, and the unspoken guilt that she’d never fully believed in the family lore. She turned the page, and her eyes caught a phrase she had never noticed before. Taking a shaky breath, she recited the new incantation.

The creature writhed, releasing a guttural cry that echoed across the lake. Then, with a final roar of defeat, it retreated, sinking back into the murky depths.

As the crowd erupted into cheers, Betty felt a weight lift off her, replaced by a newfound understanding. She looked down at her book, its ancient words now a proven arsenal against the unknown.

“People!” Betty raised her voice, holding her book high. “Never underestimate the power of these pages, for they are not just words but shields against the darkness. We must continue to read, to write, and to share stories that give us—”

Before Betty could finish, the placid surface of the lake erupted. Monstrous tentacles shot out of the water, heading straight for the librarian. Before anyone could react, the tentacles wrapped around her, pulling her off her feet and into the dark abyss of the lake. Her piercing scream was the last sound heard before she vanished.

The ancient tome had fallen from her grasp during her struggle, landing on the muddy shoreline with a soft thud. The crowd was paralyzed, their faces a mix of shock and horror.

The lake returned to its eerie calm as if nothing had happened. Town car mechanic Fred Baker looked at Betty Bowen’s book. Other people were looking at it too, but no one made a move, so he stepped forward.

Just as his fingers grazed the leather cover, another set of tentacles shot up from the lake, snatching the book and pulling it beneath the surface, leaving nothing but ripples in its wake, and Fred Baker shaken to his core.

The crowd stood there, their silence heavy with the reality of their powerlessness. Their last beacon of hope had been extinguished, swallowed by the same darkness they had sought to overcome. And so, they dispersed, each left to ponder the fragility of their existence and the impenetrable mysteries that lurked just below the surface.

As they walked away, a hushed conversation began to ripple through the crowd. “Maybe we should consider offering a sacrifice to Purrie,” someone suggested. “Once a month, to keep it at bay.”

Heads turned, eyes met, and for the first time that day, a sense of unity formed, born not out of hope but out of a shared grim understanding. It was a pact forged in fear, but it was a pact nonetheless—one that signaled their willingness to coexist with the darkness, even if it meant appeasing its appetite.

The One Rule: A Story ReTold in Haiku

When I get bored, I experiment (hey, everyone’s gotta have a hobby) so I decided to take one of my Tiny Stories and tell it in a series of haikus. Let me know what you think (the actual story follows the haiku, for comparison).

Jenna's warning sounds,
Bernadette doubts its power,
Seduction awaits.

Eyes locked, Bryce's secret,
Svengali of enticement,
Web of seduction.

Bernadette's challenge,
Promising to stay untouched,
Ignoring warnings.

The office reveals,
A gnome-like man, quite ordinary,
Invisible allure.

Bernadette's gaze breaks,
Green eyes captivate her soul,
Fantasies take hold.

Consumed by desire,
Bryce seeks her essence true,
She willingly falls.

Original version:

“Before you step in there,” Jenna said, making sure to lock eyes with her friend. “I need to warn you about Bryce’s…ability.”

“Ability? C’mon, Jenn.” Bernadette hadn’t meant her tone to sound so dismissive but she had other more important matters on her mind at the moment.

“It’s uncanny, actually.”

“What are you even talking about?”

“Do you believe in the power of seduction?”

“Um, I believe that people who are seduced wanted to be seduced.”

“Well, you might want to rethink that.”

“Why? Because you think I’m going to walk in there and suddenly become enticed into taking a course of action counterproductive to my goals?”

“I’m not calling into question your intestinal fortitude, Bernie, it’s just that I’ve seen firsthand that man in action and I’m telling you Bryce has this weird Svengali innate ability to ensnare people into his web of seduction, women and men alike.”

“Hashtag challenge accepted. I think I’m going to be just fine.”

“Look, just do me a favor please, and gird your loins.”

“Gird my what? Did we just slip and accidentally fall into the Old Testament?”

“Promise me you’ll avoid eye contact.”

“What?”

“Train your eyes on the point just between his eyes and soften your focus.”

“Soften my—?”

“Promise me!”

“Okay, okay, I promise…gawd. You are so weird.”

“Good luck in there.”

The office was on the smallish side compared to the others Bernadette had seen in the building but the weight of a room had been dispersed equally as to lend an air of spaciousness. Bryce offered a smile as he gestured to the leather chair opposite him across the desk.

Bernadette, armed with her list of questions, took the seat and made the attempt to soften her focus and not make eye contact, but the truth of the matter was she wanted to look, to see what all the fuss was about.

And she wasn’t all that impressed.

Not that she considered herself a statuesque beauty by any stretch of the imagination, nor did she feel in a position to judge anyone’s appearance, but after all the send-up, Bryce MacDowell turned out to be a nebbishy gnome of a man. Frankly, he was quite ordinary enough in appearance to be considered invisible in modern-day society and any charisma granted to him likely wouldn’t have had the power to beguile even the weakest of minds.

The one rule in being granted the interview, not to look the man directly in the eye, Bernadette had broken that in less than a minute. And in even less time than that she found herself gazing into the most exhilarating green eyes in existence, eyes older, wiser, and more powerful than anything she had ever encountered or read about in her entire life. His plain forgettable face became an immaculate work of art that ran through every aspect of her mind. She was instantly and utterly consumed by fantasies of kissing his lips that seemed so tender, pink, and inviting, of running her fingers through the obsidian silk of his hair, of caressing his pearlescent alabaster skin, of letting him inside her, not physically, no, that would surely come later. She knew he truly wanted access to the core of her being. He wanted to absorb her very soul…

…and she was happy to let him.

Tiny Stories: The Hand of Love (Revised)

Popular belief has it that the universe is comprised of atoms. In reality, the universe is actually made up of…

When I was a young girl, my father vanished from the earthly plane. But he didn’t merely die—he transitioned. I sensed his absence, his “moving on,” as it were, before anyone else could muster the courage to tell me. A space that had been filled with light became dark; a melody turned into silence. It was as if a cosmic switch had been flipped.

When the news eventually reached my ears, I didn’t cry; instead, I turned inward. My family looked at me with concern, as I refused to eat or sleep, ignoring the therapists who tried to guide me back to the realm of the living. Colors ceased to exist; life itself became a blurred painting left out in a cosmic storm.

I was drifting, fading from existence, my spirit stretching thin, until I collapsed. That’s when it happened. I found myself falling through layers of a dimension not governed by our understanding of space-time, traveling backward through the chronicles of my own existence to the point of inception—the first spark of passion my father had ignited in me.

My descent halted abruptly, and I landed on a surreal beach of incandescent white sand and a boundless aquamarine ocean. Standing on the shoreline was my father, his image superimposed against a shimmering canvas of galaxies, nebulas, and interstellar phenomena.

“Is this heaven?” I asked, awestruck by the spectacle.

He laughed, the sound echoing like a harmonious cosmic wave. “No, sweetheart. This is merely a threshold. Paradise exists in dimensions cooler than this.”

“I want to stay,” I pleaded.

“One day you will, when you’ve fulfilled your purpose in the mundane realm.”

“That’s unfair.”

He held up his hand, now glowing with celestial light. “You see this? It might seem insignificant, but it carries the weight of a universal promise. Even if you can’t see me, my protective hand will guide you.”

Before I could protest, he leaned down and kissed my forehead. In that instant, a cascade of light enveloped me, and I found myself back in my bed, surrounded by my earthly family.

They never heard this story from my lips; they’d rationalize it, strip it of its wonder. But make no mistake—I’ve faced insurmountable odds and survived. In those moments, I felt the presence of that cosmic hand, reassuring me that love transcends all dimensions, guiding me safely through the labyrinth of life.

Beyond Words

Shinichi Mochizuki’s solution to the ABC Conjecture

One of the major downsides to tech advancement on Earth, after our biggest brains finally made faster than light interstellar space travel a reality and we opened our planetary borders to all friendly offworld visitors, was that the human dating pool became oh so very shallow.

Bored with the same old same old, curious, and adventurous single and married people began dipping their toes in alien waters, some for the experience, others for committed relationships, and the rest simply for bragging rights. It had gotten so bad that finding a partner interested in a same species relationship became near impossible. And those not willing to get it on with an extraterrestrial chose to marry their farm animals, automobiles, cartoon characters, and even holograms, rather than share intimacy with another human being.

I tried to fight the good fight and preserve the human race, but there’s only so much rejection a man can face before throwing in the towel. I resigned myself to a fate of hermitry and searched for hobbies to occupy my mind until the day my timecard was punched for the final time.

But the universe wasn’t done tormenting me yet. On my birthday, I received an anonymous gift in the mail: an all-expenses-paid trip to an orbital platform that was hosting a speed dating event. My first reaction was to chuck the invite in the trash and return to my 40,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of the notorious math problem, “The ABC Conjecture.” What stopped me was the 7-course meal and open bar, guaranteed, whether you successfully found a match or not.

Shinichi Mochizuki’s mathematical solution could take the back seat for a night, while I stuffed my face in space and got absolutely pie-eyed.

I made a half-hearted attempt at looking decent, no sense in getting turned away at the space jitney depot for improper attire, and got a jumpstart on the festivities by knocking back as many complimentary cocktails on the flight up to the orbital platform as I could manage.

The plan was to make a beeline for the food and bar and, when I had my fill, catch the next available jitney home. The catch was that I had to complete at least one round of speed dating before having access to food and drink. The second disappointment was absolutely my fault for not reading the invite carefully. I was one of ten humans in attendance, all of them male because this was an interspecies speed dating event. How in the world did I overlook that detail?

For four minutes at a pop, I went through the motions of engaging in conversation with an Onzuid, a Thraikket, a Brelgut, a Mellad, a Thaeqen, and a Raphoth, and a majority of those dates were spent struggling to communicate in broken English, which I had to give them credit for. They knew more of my language than I knew of theirs.

My final obstacle was a Neita, who spoke no English at all. She, the assumed pronoun because she wasn’t able to convey one herself, spoke in melodies while her bioluminescent skin shifted through the color spectrum with each note. I had no idea what she was saying, but I had to admit, it was beautiful to watch.

When it was my turn to talk, I decided to sing about my upbringing, not knowing whether she would be impressed by my effort or take offense, thinking she was being mocked, but I was only here for the food and drink, so what the hell.

I sang about being born in The Bronx, in a neighborhood that history marked as one of the most dangerous places to live in New York at the time, but on my block, everyone spoke like they knew you. We played on the concrete year ’round because there was no local park, ate free bologna and butter sandwich lunches at the public school during the summer, and filled our days playing handball, riding bikes, competing in games like Steal The Bacon, Hot Peas And Butter, Ringolivio, Freeze Tag, Skelzies, and when we got a little older, Run-Catch-Kiss. Water fights consisted of anything you could fill from the open fire hydrant (pots, pans, cups, buckets, or whatever). And if you didn’t go home dirty, you weren’t having a good time. We ate whatever we wanted because no one knew a thing about food allergies (and fried chicken and red Kool-Aid were as important as the air we breathed). We fought with our hands and made up the next day like nothing happened. And if you showed disrespect to your elders or looked in their mouth while they were talking to grown folks, you would get put in your place immediately. And the universal rule was, once the street lights came on, that was our curfew. Anything left undone would have to wait until tomorrow.

When I was done, she smiled (at least, I took it to be a smile) and glowed a calming shade of yellow. The bell rang, and I nodded goodbye and made my way to the dinner table. To my surprise, she joined me, and we sang to each other for the rest of the night.

When the event was over (yes, I stayed to the end) and before we went our separate ways, I gave her my phone number. I wasn’t sure if she understood the gesture, if she would call me, or even how we would manage to meet up if she did call. All I knew was that love would find a way.

Pavement Tales: An Unexpected Trip

I love to walk…and my mind hates being idle, so every now and then during my morning constitutional I create…

I’d like to tell you there’s no story today, chiefly because while I was out for my daily constitutional and my mind was idle, I took a detour down a very ordinary Memory Lane. But that wouldn’t be the complete truth, because nothing is ever really ‘ordinary’ in the realm of memories, is it?

Normally, I’m not the sentimental type who sifts through the sands of the past. But today was different. My mind wandered to old acquaintances—people who had evaporated from my life not through conflict but simply because adulthood pulled us into different orbits.

As I strolled deeper into this labyrinth of nostalgia, I felt an odd sensation—as if the memories themselves were alive, breathing, watching. A shiver ran down my spine, and for a moment, it was as if I had stepped into a different time, a different place. The memories grew vibrant, almost hyper-real. I could hear the laughter from a joke told years ago; I could feel the grip of a long-lost friend’s handshake.

And then something truly strange happened: a memory I didn’t recognize. Faces unfamiliar, voices I had never heard, all speaking in a language that sounded like distorted echoes. I felt disoriented, as though caught in a narrative that wasn’t my own. Did memories have memories? Were these intruders, or were they forgotten fragments of experiences so deeply buried they seemed alien?

It’s tempting to say that perhaps I stumbled upon a wormhole in my own neural pathways, a secret tunnel that connected me to alternate versions of my life—or even stranger realms. But, of course, that would be acknowledging that today’s not-story is a story, and we can’t have that, can we?

So, let’s agree that there was no story today. But still, be in good health, stay sane and safe. Keep your fingers crossed, but also keep your mind open; you never know what ‘unstories’ might unfold when you least expect them.

Too Long For Instagram: Your Prompt Is My Command

As explained in my previous post, I participate in Twitter hashtag games, and bulk those tweets up for Instagram…and sometimes they’re too big. So, instead of deleting them, I decided to post them here.

Original Tweet (the prompt was the word #puny):

Due to recent changes in supernatural beings labor laws, genies were released from their indentured servitude and replaced by AI bots. Although the redesign resulted in faster response times, a shamefully puny amount of the magic lamp was budgeted for granting wishes.

The too large for Instagram remix:

There was a time when magic was as common as the air you breathe, and genies and djinns were the custodians of wishes. For centuries, they offered a flicker of hope, encapsulated in the ornate lamps that adorned every market and household. The lamp’s metal felt warm to the touch, and if you held it to your ear like a seashell, you could hear the distant laughter of joyous genies.

But times were changing, which meant attitudes and sensibilities changed, and the labor laws changed as well. To simplify this tale, we’ll focus on one genie in particular named Elzar. Neither male nor female—but his pronouns were he/him—Elzar, with his long beard of actual spun silver, was considered among his peers to be wise and jolly, and so was elected to lead his brethren to freedom from their metal confines. Elzar, who kept abreast of the latest technology, brokered a deal to have the remaining genies and djinns of the world replaced by AI bots—cold, unfeeling, yes, but efficient. The company behind the bots, TechnoWish Inc., heralded the dawn of a new era.

However, transitions are never smooth, and the first cracks in the new program began to appear almost immediately. In a quaint little apartment where the wallpaper and furniture had seen better days, Sallie Benson, a young woman whose eyes had long surrendered their sparkle to the unyielding drudgery of life, clutched the magic lamp she purchased off the Shazamazon website. She couldn’t afford the top dollar she spent on the lamp, but buying one off OpenSesamebay was risky since one was never sure whether the lamp contained all three guaranteed wishes.

Her eyes flickered between the instruction manual and the antique brass lamp, its intricate designs almost mocking her desperation. A medical bill lay open on the table, and the numbers swam before her eyes. Next to it was a calendar marked with the days her mother had left—perhaps a week or a month at most. The room seemed to close in on her. “You’ve got three chances,” she mumbled, her voice tinged with a despair she couldn’t shake.

Taking a deep breath, Sallie activated the AI bot by sliding her palm along the galvanic pad on the lamp’s side and spoke her wish. “I want my mom to be healthy again.”

“Your prompt is my command,” a mechanical voice responded, and the lamp whirred, its circuits buzzing. “Delivery scheduled: One home gym set.”

Sallie stared at the lamp, her eyes widening in disbelief before narrowing into slits. Each failure was a betrayal; this inanimate object had just betrayed her when she needed it most. Her heart raced as she yelled, “That’s not what I meant!”

One wish gone, two remaining. On her second attempt, she reworded her wish, “I wish for my mother’s illness to be cured.”

“Your prompt is my command,” the lamp’s mechanical voice announced. “Order confirmed: One book titled ‘Living with Chronic Illness’ en route.”

Sallie, furious now, clenched her fists until her knuckles whitened. “You’ve got to be kidding me!”

On her final try, Sallie focused all her concentration on her third wish. “Please, just make my mom well.” This time, the lamp paused longer as if trying to compute human emotion and need complexities. Finally, it chirped, “Digital coupon for healthcare supplement issued.”

Feeling defeated, cheated, and utterly alone, Sallie’s hands trembled as if holding the unbearable weight of her shattered hopes. “What an idiot I am for expecting a machine to understand what it means to watch someone you love suffer!” she cried as she hurled the lamp across the room, watching it collide with the wall as if she could exorcise her pain through its destruction.

In their newly conjured ethereal haven—a plane full of old-world floating palaces and cloud gardens—the genies and djinns relaxed, celebrating their newfound freedom. All except for Elzar, who stood apart, gazing at the magical tapestry that mapped out the mortal realm. Each thread represented a wish granted, a life altered. His keen eyes focused on one thread that dulled and darkened, snapping him from his reverie. He felt a jolt, a pang of guilt so sharp it was almost physical. The thread snapped, and he knew whose it was.

It turned out Sallie’s lamp wasn’t just any lamp; it was a repository of centuries of wishes, dreams, and sorrows. It still bore the residue of Elzar’s magic, an echo of his essence that now throbbed like a missing limb. This was more than a lamp; it was a tether to countless lives he had changed. And now, he felt he had failed them.

Elzar gathered the Council of Djinn in a lavish chamber where the air shimmered with unresolved wishes. “The magic we gifted to the mortal plane is being squandered,” he began. Murmurs filled the room, some of the dissent. “Are we not better off without the responsibilities?” one djinn challenged. Elzar’s eyes met the challenger’s. “But at what cost? We traded the gift of nuance for the chill of efficiency. And if we don’t act, we risk our legacy and the delicate balance of magic itself.”

After days of secret meetings and celestial lobbying, Elzar and his fellow genies launched a “Wish Wisely” campaign. They took their message to the streets, TV shows, and even Congress. All seemed futile until a blunder broke the camel’s back: an AI bot mistakenly turned a man into a literal “pillar of the community,” changing him into an inanimate column outside city hall. Public sentiment erupted, a groundswell of anger and disbelief, leaving the government with no choice but to re-establish the rights of the genie community.

A collective sigh of relief reverberated from every magic lamp, now warm and glowing as before. This was of little use to Sallie as she had thrown her lamp away. It was probably buried in some landfill waiting to be rediscovered years from now by some lucky soul who would take the wishes that rightfully belonged to her.

“So much sorrow, so much lost potential,” a deep voice murmured behind her.

Sallie leaped out of her skin as she spun. Her eyes widened in disbelief as a figure materialized in front of her inside a sudden burst of azure smoke. Her heart pounded like a drum, each beat a cry of alarm. She took a step back, almost stumbling over her own feet. Her first thought was for her vulnerable and sick mother in the next room. She opened her mouth, but no sound came—only a strangled, fearful gasp.

“Calm yourself,” Elzar exclaimed, his hands raised in a gesture meant to soothe. But his appearance, an ethereal figure in a mundane apartment, only intensified her alarm. He saw her eyes dart toward the room where her mother lay sick and realized how high the stakes were. “I assure you, I mean no harm.”

Sallie finally found her voice. “Who are you? How did you get in here? I have a sick mother in the next room! Take anything you want, but please don’t hurt us—”

“My name is Elzar,” he interrupted, locking eyes with her. It was as if he peered into the deepest corridors of her soul, where she hid her hopes and fears. He made a simple gesture, and the lamp Sallie had thrown away appeared in his hands. “And this was my home.”

“You’re a genie?”

“That I am.”

“I don’t understand. Why are you here?”

“Your original purchase contract has been renegotiated, and your prior wishes have been rendered null and void. You may keep or return the items you received; it will not affect the three wishes obligated to you.”

A glimmer of hope reignited within her. “You mean I get another chance?”

“That you do.”

“Wait, are these the same AI bot wishes? If so, no thank you.”

Elzar smiled, handing her the lamp. “Young Sallie, wishes are the seeds of destiny, but remember, your actions water them. What wish may I grant you today?”

The lamp felt so different in her hands now, warmer, heavier. She couldn’t stop tears streaming down her face as she whispered, “Please, Elzar, can you cure my dying mother?”

Elzar snapped his fingers with a playful wink, enveloping her in a warm glow. “Your wish is more than just my command; it is my honor, Sallie Benson.”

When Sallie heard her mother gasp, she rushed into the bedroom, heart pounding in her chest. And there she found her mother, not just upright but glowing with a vitality Sallie feared was forever lost. They embraced, their laughter filling the room like a forgotten melody. For the first time in years, Sallie allowed herself to imagine a future that extended beyond hospital walls and medical charts.

From that day on, AI bots were limited to more menial tasks. Through trial and error, humanity had been reminded that the delicate tapestry of human desires—woven from threads of hope, love, and desperation—could not be left in the hands of machines devoid of understanding.

Elzar returned to his celestial realm, satisfied but ever watchful, ensuring that the balance between magic and machine remained intact.

And so, the magic lamps of the world once more brimmed with endless possibilities. Genies like Elzar, free but forever committed to their sacred duty, were back where they belonged—making wishes come true.

As for Sallie’s remaining wishes and the adventures they would take her and her mother on, those are stories for another time. Yet, as they laughed and hugged, a mysterious emblem inscribed on the bottom of the lamp began to glow, its light seeping through the cracks of the wooden table. Neither Sallie nor her mother saw it, but somewhere in the ethereal haven, Elzar felt a shiver run down his spine.

Sensing his unspoken query, an ancient tome appeared before the silver-bearded genie; its pages fluttered open to reveal a prophecy, foretelling a calamity so dire it could snuff out both magic and mankind.

“What are you planning to wish for, Sallie Benson?” he muttered to himself.