Popular belief has it that the universe is comprised of atoms. In reality, the universe is actually made up of…

“What can you tell me of the house’s previous owner?”

“Annabelle Postlewaite? She was a kindly woman.”

“A spinster?”

“Sadly, yes. She possessed a beauty that no one cared to appreciate.”

“I don’t take your meaning.”

“I believe there is a picture lying around…oh, here it is!”

“Dear Lord!”