Popular belief has it that the universe is comprised of atoms. In reality, the universe is actually made up of…

I was once foolish enough to fall in love with a water elemental, Aquanetta was her name, and we were happy, mostly.

The only problem, the major problem, was our difference of opinion which sparked arguments. Little rows created thunderstorms, full-blown domestic fights resulted in maelstroms.

When I finally ended the relationship, she called forth a tsunami that changed the city, and my life, forever.

She intended to show me how much she cared for me by drowning me in her love.