Body is a Wonderland

In the history of human relationships, it has never been easy for anyone to come to the realization that the person they have given their heart to is not what they seemed to be. Such is the case with Takibi, and when he confronted his bride, she simply said:

“Count your blessings, my love. Consider all the miserably single men in the world, struggling to find a soulmate and settling for whichever wretch stumbles across their path. You were fortunate enough to married a yukijorō, a beautiful snow woman whose body is a wuthering wonderland.”