Tiny Stories: Mary’s Lamb Love

Popular belief has it that the universe is comprised of atoms. In reality, the universe is actually made up of…

Mary had a little lamb.

For supper.

Every night.

The cravings began after she received the emergency wolf heart transplant.

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7 responses to “Tiny Stories: Mary’s Lamb Love”

  1. perigordonislurking Avatar
    perigordonislurking

    Stories don’t get shorter than this! Nice one!

  2. Terveen Gill Avatar

    Haha!
    What did she wet her palate with?
    Have to drink something appropriate with it.
    This is dark, evil, and awesome, Rhyan.
    Short can be wonderful. 🙂

    1. Madd_Fictional Avatar

      Normally, red wine would be the suggestion but since she’s far too young for alcohol, she opts for either cranberry or pomegranate juice or club soda with lemon or lime. They both go well with lamb.

      1. Jewish Young Professional "JYP" Avatar

        Yes, but wine goes much better. Can’t she use her age in wolf years now that she has a wolf heart, and then get a proper glass of cabernet?

        1. Madd_Fictional Avatar

          You know how fickle the law can be at times. Old enough to rend a lamb’s throat with your teeth but not old enough to imbibe alcohol.

          Her parents are lobbying to have the law changed but slow grinds the wheel of progress.

          1. Jewish Young Professional "JYP" Avatar

            Fair point. Regulation never moves as fast as the technology does.

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