Category Archives: Merchandise

How to Stay Happily Married to a Lycanthrope: A Practical Guide

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Are you ready to howl with laughter and unleash your inner beast? Sink your teeth into the ultimate guide to surviving and thriving in a marriage with a lycanthrope!

From the author who was raised by werewolves and went on to marry one, comes a wildly entertaining, hilariously unconventional, and paws-itively informative guide to navigating the uncharted territory of supernatural matrimony. Whether you’ve just discovered your spouse’s hairy secret or you’re a seasoned werewolf spouse seeking advice, this book is your moonlit path to marital bliss.

In “How to Stay Happily Married to a Lycanthrope,” you’ll learn how to:

  • Master the art of moon phase management for romantic getaways and date nights
  • Communicate effectively with your partner, even during their most growly moments
  • Spice up your love life with supernatural role play, cosplay, and fantastical fetishes
  • Navigate family dynamics, legal issues, and even the potential resurrection of your werewolf spouse

Featuring uproarious anecdotes, outlandish advice, and witty insights, this one-of-a-kind guide will have you howling with laughter while providing you with the tools to strengthen your bond with your werewolf partner. Don’t let the full moon cast a shadow over your love life – grab your copy of “How to Stay Happily Married to a Lycanthrope” and embark on a fur-raising adventure towards a happy, fulfilling, and supernatural marriage: http://amzn.to/3C3NJD3

Squid Pro Quo

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You give the squid what it wants, the squid gives you what you need! The phrase “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes” translates as “Who watches the watchers?” In this case, You Do!

This design is also available as art prints and other accessories, so why not browse my artist shop: https://maddfictional.threadless.com/ , pick yourself up a little something and help an old man out.

Peace.

Angelica Obfuscura

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Hidden in plain sight, is she an angel of light or of darkness?

This design is also available as art prints and other accessories, so why not browse my artist shop: https://maddfictional.threadless.com/ , pick yourself up a little something and help an old man out.

Peace.

Horrors For Hire Tee

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Horror For Hire T-Shirt

During a riot in Hell, a breakout occurs in which 666 souls escape to wreak havoc on Earth. Satan has his hands full restoring balance to his domain, so he makes a deal with the Plague Doctor, the Butcher Ghoul, and Grisanos the Griffin to track down the malevolent souls and return them all to Hell.

This design recreates the feel of classic comic book covers from the 1970s and is also available as art prints and other accessories, so why not browse my artist shop: https://maddfictional.threadless.com/ , pick yourself up a little something and help an old man out.

Peace.

All-Seeing Eye of Horus Madd Fictional Tee

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I’ve been working on a new logo of late and here’s one of the designs I happen to like the most.

It’s also available as art prints and other accessories, so why not browse my artist shop: https://maddfictional.threadless.com/ , pick yourself up a little something and help an old man out.

Peace.