The Blackwood Twins

There was never a hotter time on the planet like the sweltering summer of ’71, and it had me and my best friends, Mark and Danny, in its merciless chokehold. The air was a thick and tangible thing, a sweaty palm pressed against your face until you gasped for breath. The sheer boredom was as heavy as the heat, and as any teenager worth their salt knew, a bored mind led to trouble because it usually hatched the dumbest plans.

“The old Blackwood place,” Danny said in his signature conspiratorial whisper. “We should spend the night there.”

The instant mischief in Mark’s eyes let me know this was no longer just an idea. “Yeah! Maybe we’ll get to see the ghosts of Ava and Aiden, sisters joined in death as they were in life.”

I tried to suppress a shudder. The tragic story of the cursed conjoined Blackwood twins was a local urban legend. Maybe there was some truth to it, but it had become a cautionary tale that parents used to warn their children about the dangers of being disobedient.

So, we did what teens do best, we took full advantage of the trust our parents placed in us and lied directly to their faces, telling them we’d be spending the night at the other’s house. No one bothered verifying with the other families because, well, it was a small town, the 70’s, all our folks were friends and we’d regularly take turns spending the night at each other’s houses. To them, it was business as usual.

We pooled our money, stopped by the gas station on the way for junk food provisions, and arrived at the dilapidated mansion just as the sun bled into the horizon. I couldn’t tell you what was going on in either Danny or Mark’s head, but to me, the mansion’s broken windows stared at us like soulless eyes.

Inside, the shadows were thick and cloying, clinging to every corner. The air was stale, heavy with decades of dust. We set up camp in what might have once been a grand ballroom but was now a mausoleum of moldering drapes and moth-eaten furniture.

After we laid out our sleeping bags, we huddled around the flashlight, devoured the last of the chips and soda, and I drew the short straw, which meant the honor of telling the story of the Blackwood Twins fell on me.

“Listen close and heed this tale well. For the story of the Blackwood twins is not for the faint of heart, but a grim reminder of the perils that await those who stray from the path of obedience.

“Born in the depths of a moonless night, Ava and Aiden Blackwood were a twisted miracle—two souls trapped in one flesh, forever bound by the cruel whimsy of fate. Their mother, a woman of sin and vice, looked upon her aberrant offspring with loathing, cursing the gods for her misfortune.

“As the twins grew, so too did their reputation for mischief. They whispered to each other in a language only they could understand, plotting wicked deeds under the cover of darkness. The townsfolk crossed themselves as the twins passed, muttering prayers to ward off the evil that clung to them like a second skin.

“One fateful summer, as the sun beat down mercilessly upon the parched earth, the twins’ mother fell ill with a fever that set her mind ablaze. In her delirium, she raved about the abominations she had borne, cursing them as demons sent to torment her.

“Ava and Aiden, their young hearts twisted with resentment, saw their chance for revenge. They slipped into their mother’s room on feet as silent as the grave, standing over her sweat-soaked form with eyes that glittered like beetles.

“Dear mother,” they crooned in unison, their voices a discordant harmony. “Let us ease your suffering.”

“Their hands, as pale as bone, reached out to caress their mother’s face. And then, with a strength belied by their small frames, they pressed down, down, down, until the life fled from her body and her eyes stared sightlessly at the ceiling.

“The twins fled into the night, their laughter a macabre symphony that echoed through the streets. Many years later, they returned to the abandoned Blackwood mansion, a crumbling monument to their family’s dark legacy.

“There, in the moldering depths of the house, they gave themselves over to their darkest impulses. They say the walls ran red with blood, that the screams of the countless victims they liberated from life could be heard for miles. And when the townsfolk finally mustered the courage to confront the evil that had taken root in their midst, they found a sight that would haunt their nightmares for years to come.

“The twins, their bodies entwined in a grotesque embrace, had turned their wicked appetites upon each other. What remained could hardly be called human—a tangle of flesh and bone, fused together in a final, macabre consummation.

“But death, it seems, was not the end for Ava and Aiden Blackwood. For they say their spirits linger still in that decrepit mansion, waiting for foolish children who dare to trespass upon their domain.

“So mind your parents, my child, and never stray from the path of righteousness. For if you do… the Blackwood twins will be waiting, their hungry hands outstretched to welcome you into their eternal, nightmarish dance,” I concluded and if I was being honest, I managed to frighten myself slightly.

“Did you hear that?” Danny said in a quavering whisper.

A soft scrape, like bare feet on aged wood. A child’s giggle, echoing from somewhere deep within the bowels of the house.

“It’s just the wind,” I said, my bravado as thin as paper.

Mark huddled close, his shoulder pressed against mine. “Or the Gemini.”

“The what?”

“The Gemini. That’s what they called the twins. Two bodies, one soul. They’re still here, waiting for some unlucky soul to join their eternal dance.”

The night wore on, minutes stretching into hours. We talked in hushed tones, jumping at every creak and groan of the settling house. Sleep was a distant dream, our nerves wound too tight for rest.

It was Danny who saw them first.

“There!” he hissed, pointing with a trembling finger.

In the doorway, two figures stood hand in hand. They were small, child-sized, their pale skin glowing in the moonlight that filtered through the grimy windows.

As they stepped forward, a scream lodged in my throat. They weren’t two figures at all, but one—a grotesque fusion of two bodies, skin melted together in a twisted embrace.

“Come play with us,” they spoke in unison, voices like rusted nails dragging down my spine.

We ran. Blind with terror, stumbling over debris and each other in our haste to escape. The Gemini’s laughter followed us, a mocking symphony that echoed through the halls.

We burst from the house like drowning men breaking the surface, gulping down the muggy night air like sweet nectar. We ran until our lungs burned and our legs gave out, collapsing in a tangled heap on the edge of town.

We never spoke of that night. Not to each other, not to anyone. But sometimes, in the deepest recesses of my dreams, I still hear that laughter. I still see those twinned faces, smiling at me from the darkness.

And I wonder, with a creeping dread… did we ever truly escape the Blackwood house? Or are we still there, trapped in an endless night, playthings for the Gemini for all eternity?

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No Displace Like Home

Metallic Beast Crouching, Headlights Casting Eerie Shadows
Victorian Monstrosity Looming, Weathered Creature Breathing
Peeling Paint, Creaking Bones, Windows Whispering Secrets
Faded Memories, Laughter, Tears Long Gone

White Knuckles Gripping, Heart Fluttering, Caged Bird
Skeletal Figure Draped, Moth-Eaten Shawls, Tongue Sharp as Razor
Eyes Piercing, Veil of Time, City Swallowing Past
Siren Song Woven, Threads of Guilt, Duty Pulling, Inescapable Force

Gravel Crunching, Heels Stepping, Wooden Door Creaking
Mournful Sigh, Ghost in Doorway Rasping, “Late”
Voice Whispering, Beyond the Grave, Living Room Tomb
Faded Upholstery, Dusty Relics, Mother Sinking, Armchair Depths

Perched on Edge, Hands Folded, Silent Prayer for Absolution
Gaze Sharp as Hawk, Piercing Façade, Thin
Silence Broken, Grandfather Clock Ticking, Metronome of Regrets
Hands Etched, Fine Lines Whispering, Truth Feared

Becoming Mother, Metamorphosis of Dread, Acceptance
Trembling Hand, Feather Against Cheek, Love Hidden
Layers of Hard Words, Soft Hearts, Voice Choked
Confession Shattering Silence, Smile Brittle, Weight of Lifetime

Arms Wrapped, Frail Form, Scent of Old Books, Dust
Essence of Home, Once Feared, Now Sanctuary
Whispered Secrets, Newfound Understanding, Prodigal Daughter Returned
Heart Mended, Love Always There, Waiting, Coming Home

In the twisted depths of the Victorian labyrinth,
Shadows danced, memories whispered, time unraveled.
Karen, a wanderer lost in the echoes of the past,
Navigated the corridors of her mother’s mind.

Doors creaked open, revealing rooms of forgotten dreams,
Where dolls with hollow eyes stared, judging silently.
Cobwebs draped like gossamer gowns, adorning the walls,
As the floorboards moaned beneath Karen’s hesitant steps.

The air hummed with the melody of a distant lullaby,
Sung by a voice long gone, yet hauntingly familiar.
Photographs, sepia-toned and faded, hung crooked on the walls,
Capturing moments frozen in time, smiles tinged with melancholy.

Karen’s reflection in the dusty mirrors morphed and shifted,
Revealing the faces of her ancestors, their eyes pleading.
Secrets whispered from the cracks in the walls, taunting her,
As the house breathed, its lungs filled with the musty scent of decay.

In the attic, a treasure trove of abandoned memories awaited,
Trunks overflowing with moth-eaten gowns and love letters never sent.
Karen rummaged through the remnants of lives long past,
Seeking answers to questions she had never dared to ask.

The floorboards beneath her feet gave way, plunging her into darkness,
A void that swallowed her whole, a rabbit hole to another realm.
She landed in a garden, where flowers bloomed in shades of sorrow,
And trees whispered secrets in a language she could not comprehend.

Her mother stood amidst the foliage, young and vibrant, a vision of the past,
Her laughter echoing through the garden, a siren’s call to the lost.
Karen reached out, her fingers grazing the mirage, desperate to hold on,
But the image shattered, leaving her alone in the twisted wonderland.

The house shifted, its walls closing in, a labyrinth of regret,
As Karen stumbled through the corridors, seeking an escape.
Doors slammed shut, windows sealed themselves, trapping her inside,
A prisoner of her own memories, a captive of the Victorian monstrosity.

In the final room, a mirror stood tall, its surface rippling like water,
Karen’s reflection stared back, her eyes wide with realization.
She stepped through the looking glass, shattering the illusion,
Emerging on the other side, a phoenix rising from the ashes of her past.

The Victorian house, a fading dream in the rearview mirror,
No longer held power over her, its secrets laid bare.
Karen drove away, the metallic beast carrying her towards a new horizon,
Where the ghosts of her past could no longer haunt her,
And the love she sought had been within her all along.

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Thy Mind Is Not Thine Own

Behold, a tale of two minds, entwined in a surreal dance of duality. Step into the shoes of our protagonist, whose existence has been split asunder, like a fractured mirror reflecting disparate realities.

Whispers of confusion, a cacophony of thoughts not his own, swirl within the confines of his skull. Strange faces, familiar faces, all blur together in a kaleidoscope of dissonance. His minds, once singular, now a discordant duet, playing out the symphony of his fractured existence.

In the depths of squalor, his left eye sees a world of poverty, yet rich with the warmth of human connection. Friends surround him, their hearts beating in unison, a tapestry of love woven amidst the threads of loneliness. Happiness, an elusive butterfly, flutters just beyond his grasp, tantalizing him with its ephemeral beauty.

Opulence, a gilded cage, awaits him in the realm of his right eye. A mansion, vast and hollow, echoes with the silence of unfulfilled desires. His wife, a goddess carved from marble, stands beside him, a perfect stranger in a world too perfect to be true. The car, a behemoth of metal and chrome, swallows him whole, a microbe lost in the vastness of excess.

Doubts, skeletal specters, rise from the depths of his subconscious, their bony fingers clasping his ankles in a vice-like grip. They drag him beneath the surface of a raging tide, a deluge of moral debts accrued over a lifetime of forgotten choices. The waters, a repo service, strip away the trappings of his existence, luxury dissolving like sugar in the rain.

Signposts, twisted and enigmatic, point the way to a fork in the road. “Right” and “Wrong,” they beckon, their meanings as inscrutable as the secrets of the universe. He stands at the crossroads, a traveler lost in the labyrinth of his own mind, questioning the nature of his reality, the essence of his being.

And through it all, a voice echoes, a mantra of false comfort: “Same as it ever was.” The words, a siren song, lull him into a trance of acceptance, even as the world around him shifts and warps, a surreal landscape of disjointed images and fractured truths.

In this avant-garde tapestry of existence, our protagonist navigates the uncharted waters of his dual lives, a marionette dancing to the tune of an unseen puppeteer. The boundaries of reality blur, the lines between dream and waking life dissolving like watercolors on a canvas.

Step into his shoes, dear reader, and embark on a journey through the looking glass, where the familiar becomes strange, and the strange becomes all too familiar. Embrace the discomfort, the unease, as you wander through the halls of this surreal narrative, a voyager in a land where nothing is quite as it seems.

For in the end, are we not all just fragments of ourselves, shards of a shattered mirror, reflecting the myriad facets of our existence? In this tale of two minds, find the courage to confront the duality within, to embrace the unconventional, and to step boldly into the unknown.

Tristano – “Meant To Know Love” (Original MV)

*Lyrics by yours truly.

Madd Fictional Video Jukebox presents “Meant To Know Love,” the hit single from Tristano’s Heartfelt Tour!

In a poignant and deeply moving tour, Lorenzo Melancholy aka Tristano, the theatrical clown known for his hauntingly beautiful performances, is set to captivate audiences worldwide with his latest song, “Not Like Normal People Do.” Here’s a glimpse into his upcoming tour:

1. Paris, France: Kicking off the tour in the City of Light, Lorenzo Melancholy will grace the stage at the historic Théâtre des Variétés. Known for its rich history in theatrical performances, this venue is the perfect place for Lorenzo’s melancholic melodies to echo through the hearts of the audience.

2. Venice, Italy: Floating on the canals of Venice, Lorenzo will perform at the iconic Teatro La Fenice. The city’s romantic yet melancholic atmosphere aligns perfectly with his sorrowful tune, promising an unforgettable evening.

3. Prague, Czech Republic: The haunting beauty of Prague’s Old Town Square will serve as the backdrop for Lorenzo’s performance at the Estates Theatre. The ancient architecture and cobblestone streets will add a touch of magic to his soulful music.

4. New Orleans, USA: Bringing his act to the vibrant streets of New Orleans, Lorenzo will take the stage at the historic Preservation Hall. Known for its deep roots in jazz and blues, this venue will resonate with Lorenzo’s emotional performance, blending sorrow with soul.

5. Kyoto, Japan: In the serene and tranquil city of Kyoto, Lorenzo will perform at the Kyoto Concert Hall. Surrounded by traditional Japanese gardens and ancient temples, this venue will offer a reflective and intimate setting for his sad song.

6. Buenos Aires, Argentina: The passionate city of Buenos Aires will host Lorenzo at the legendary Teatro Colón. Known for its grand opera performances, the theater will provide a dramatic and emotional stage for Lorenzo’s heart-wrenching performance.

7. Edinburgh, Scotland: Closing his tour in the mystical city of Edinburgh, Lorenzo will perform at the Edinburgh Playhouse. The city’s rich history and gothic architecture will set the perfect stage for a final, emotionally charged performance.

Join Lorenzo Melancholy on this emotional journey as he explores the depths of human sorrow and resilience through his poignant song, “Not Like Normal People Do.” Stay tuned for updates, exclusive behind-the-scenes content, and more from the world of Lorenzo “Tristano” Melancholy.

Loving the Antisocial Redux

Backwards she tumbled, through the looking glass and into his web. The Antisocial, weaver of unrest, spinner of sorrow. Molecule by inverted molecule, he rewired her polarity, magnetizing misery. Eyes wide shut, she grasped the lightning rod with eager hands, volts of anguish coursing through her veins.

“Why?” etched the Burning Bush into her grey matter tablets, ancient Hebrew glyphs seared into synapses. Attraction defied – slight, pale, short – a trifecta of repulsion now irresistible. Vows evaporated, the Siege Perilous crumbled beneath her Husband of the Round Table.

Fiber-optic salvos inaugurated their affair, a war of wit waged across tangled lines. Loathing blossomed like a mushroom cloud, fallout blanketing city blocks in a haze of hostility. Then, the inevitable rendezvous.

She armed herself – tongue sharpened, nails envenomed, a Boudicca ready for battle. But The Antisocial parried with poetry, lunging with depth, riposting with kindness. Centuries of practiced artifice unlocked her fortress, he the skeleton key to her guarded heart.

Cruelty cloaked as teaching, injury excused as lesson. Strength assaulted to instill strength, an ouroboros of contradiction devouring its own tail. Morality inverted, a chessboard where white transmuted to black then back again. Friendship a threadbare consolation prize, a fun house mirror reflecting shattered vows.

The Could-Nots piled up like a blacklist, her life redacted:

Conversation censored.
Happiness hijacked.
Questions quarantined.
Anger untouchable.
Emotions embargoed.
Love on loan.
Could-Nots multiplying like cancer cells, metastasizing misery.

Too late, the poison had taken hold, the clay of her being remolded by his deft fingers. She ate anguish like ambrosia, wore woe like couture. “Mrs. Antisocial” no longer a name but a life sentence.

In a quantum multiverse of limitless soul mates, she collapsed into his singularity. To love The Antisocial was to embrace entropy. Hand in unlovable hand, they tangoed into oblivion, two subatomic particles entwined in a dance of mutually assured deconstruction. The Antisocial and his antimatter bride, a romance written in the stars, punctuated by a black hole.

Punkmetheus – What’s Left Of Me? (Official MV)

*Lyrics by yours truly.

The Madd Fictional Video Jukebox presents Punkmetheus rocking that Monster Mash live from the laboratories!

Breaking News: Punkmetheus Takes the Stage!

In a shocking turn of events, Punkmetheus, the reanimated rock star with a heart of electricity, has burst onto the music scene! Created in a storm of mad science and heavy metal, this monstrous performer is set to electrify audiences across Europe. Here’s the scoop on his upcoming tour:

Ingolstadt, Germany: The birthplace of his creator’s madness, Punkmetheus returns to the University of Ingolstadt, where Victor Frankenstein’s wild experiments first brought him to life. Expect a thunderous performance that’s sure to raise the roof—literally!

Geneva, Switzerland: Punkmetheus will bring his electrifying energy to the tranquil shores of Lake Geneva. Get ready for a night of shocking revelations and heart-pounding rhythms as he performs at the Villa Diodati, the legendary site where Mary Shelley first conceived his tale.

Chamounix, France: Nestled in the shadow of Mont Blanc, Punkmetheus will rock the serene alpine village where he once sought solace. His performance promises to be as powerful as an avalanche, echoing through the valley and leaving fans in awe.

Orkney Islands, Scotland: In a twist of fate, Punkmetheus will return to the remote Orkney Islands, where his creator attempted to fashion a mate. The haunting ruins of the laboratory will provide a fitting backdrop for a concert that blends gothic ambiance with electrifying rock.

Arctic Circle: Closing his tour in the icy wastelands of the Arctic, Punkmetheus will deliver a chilling performance that promises to be as intense as his final showdown with his creator. Bundle up and brace yourself for a concert that’s sure to melt the ice caps!

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime tour. Punkmetheus is more than just a monster—he’s a musical legend in the making! Follow his journey and stay tuned for updates, exclusive backstage footage, and more shocking surprises.

Disclaimer: No villagers were harmed in the making of this tour announcement.

My Creative DNA Redux

Cosmic Transmission Received

Bzzt…crackle…

A lone radio telescope swivels, its metallic limbs creaking in the night wind. Suddenly – a signal pulses from the void!

Zzzip…beep beep…

“We’ve got something!” shouts astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, adjusting his paisley cravat. “Quick, fire up the Quantum Linguistic Modulator!”

Bzzzwoooo…

Lights blink, equations swirl on holographic displays. “The message… it’s addressed to someone named Madd_Fictional,” intones mathematician Michio Kaku, eyebrows knitted like fractals.

Ring ring…

“Hello, Madd_Fictional speaking.”

“Madds, this is Brian Cox. We need you at the lab pronto, mate. The stars are calling your name!”

Whoooosh…

A hover-limo whisks through neon canyons. Madd_Fictional alights at the SETI compound, greeted by lab-coated luminaries.

“Who are you?” blinks the decoded transmission. Madd_Fictional ponders, reality warping at the edges…

Vrrooommmm…

A movie projector whirs. Sibling rivalry explodes on a medieval tapestry – The Lion in Winter. Madd_Fictional’s family tree twists, a tangle of thorny love-hate.

Fwump…

Pages rustle. A Stranger in a Strange Land, at home nowhere and everywhere. Madd_Fictional traverses the margins, a permanent outsider looking in.

Ommmmm…

Desiderata’s zen koan whispers sage counsel. Inner peace shimmers just out of reach, an oasis mirage. Madd_Fictional grasps, fingertips dissolving into sand…

Eeeeeeeee! The Scream reverberates, paint melting into madness. Demons dance at the corner of Madd_Fictional’s eyes, cackling and vanishing in smoke.

Hmmmmmm… The Thinker cogitates, paralyzed by roads not taken. Madd_Fictional broods, a living statue in the wasteland of missed chances.

Rumble rumble…

Tank treads grind. The Unknown Rebel stands defiant, shopping bags akimbo. Madd_Fictional raises an iron fist against the powers that be!

Oooooooo! Ethereal music floods the senses – Sigur Rós’ sonic sorcery. Madd_Fictional dives headlong into uncharted waters of creativity!

Mwahahahaaaa! Sweeney Todd’s razor drips rubies, vengeance and meat pies steaming in the London fog. Madd_Fictional plots delicious retribution, a recipe 15 years in the making!

Hsssssss… Paint-dappled hands blend into brick and mortar. The Invisible Man vanishes, an artist erased. Madd_Fictional merges with the background, hiding in plain sight…

Ping!

“Transmission complete.” The scientists murmur, stroking chins in 11 dimensions. Madd_Fictional grins, a Cheshire Cat adrift in 10 masterpieces.

Madd_Fictional looks to the stars, celestial genealogy bursting with limitless permutations. “This is who I am,” they whisper. “The universe and I are one.”

Fzzzzzzt…

Static consumes the signal. The telescope powers down with a descending hummmmm. Darkness and silence settle over the desert lab, gravid with unanswered questions. Madd_Fictional walks into the night, footsteps leaving a trail of stardust.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: Simmer down. I know the story doesn’t make a lick of sense, but that sometimes happens with stream of consciousness writing. And for all of you doubting that Neil deGrasse Tyson, Michio Kaku, and Brian Cox would ever befriend me…what do you know? You’re not the boss of my fate!