
The gossip began the way gossip always does, over fences, at checkout counters, beside mailboxes where people lingered after collecting bills. The subject happened to be the end of the world, though everyone discussed it with the delighted concentration usually reserved for a neighbor’s scandalous divorce. Apparently this apocalypse had peculiar tastes. It disliked loud restaurants, appreciated handwritten thank-you notes, and had already formed opinions about several people in town.
The details multiplied.
Someone heard it would arrive on foot. Someone else insisted it had rented a room above the pharmacy. A woman at the bakery claimed it preferred lemon in tea and had been asking careful questions about property lines. Each rumor contradicted the previous one in minor ways while preserving the same strange intimacy, as though everyone were describing a person encountered separately at different stages of acquaintance.
I dismissed it until the gossip began including details about me.
A cashier repeated an argument I’d had with my sister the previous week, laughing as she explained that the apocalypse apparently found my exact choice of words unnecessarily dramatic. Someone else knew I kept emergency cash inside an old cookbook. A man I’d never met asked whether I still woke at 3:17 every morning and listened for footsteps upstairs.
I stopped asking where people had heard these things. The answer was always several conversations removed, a chain of friends, cousins, customers, and strangers that dissolved whenever I tried following it backward.
Then the town began adjusting itself around the rumors.
The café added the tea everyone said it preferred. The library placed a chair near the western window because someone heard it liked afternoon light. People stopped parking along one particular street after word spread that it disliked having its path obstructed. None of these changes was officially organized. Everyone simply seemed eager to be accommodating.
Last Thursday, a welcome basket appeared on the steps of an empty house across from mine.
Nobody admits leaving it there.
The house has remained vacant for years, yet curtains appeared in the windows yesterday. This morning smoke rose from the chimney, and several neighbors waved toward it while passing, though none could say whom they were greeting.
The latest gossip says the apocalypse finds the town charming.
There is considerable relief about this. People seem to have forgotten that being liked by something does not necessarily mean being spared by it. In fact, judging from the way everyone now lowers their voice whenever they pass that house, I suspect the town has already decided hospitality is safer than asking what sort of ending prefers to arrive somewhere it intends to feel at home.
©2013 Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys
