
The first gift was a watch that cost more than the rent. It arrived after an argument about missed dinners, unanswered messages, and the strange way one person could make another feel abandoned while technically remaining in the relationship. The box was lined with velvet, the face set with tiny diamonds, and the card said, For all the time I owe you.
That should have been funny. Instead, it worked.
After that, every disappointment came beautifully wrapped. Forgotten birthdays became weekend trips. Cruel remarks became jewelry. Infidelity became a car with heated seats and a ribbon stretched across the hood. Each apology had weight, polish, a receipt, and the reassuring smell of something newly purchased.
Eventually, the betrayed partner began measuring pain in retail value. A lie worth flowers barely counted. A serious betrayal required something custom-made. When the arguments grew worse, so did the quality of the gifts, until heartbreak acquired excellent craftsmanship.
Friends called the relationship toxic. The answer was always the same: nobody understood how generous love could be.
As the years passed, the apartment filled with objects too valuable to discard and too painful to enjoy. Watches slept in drawers. Designer clothes hung unworn. Crystal gathered dust beside framed photographs of vacations taken immediately after disasters.
Then came the diagnosis.
It was not fatal, but it was frightening enough to expose the machinery. There were appointments, sleepless nights, prescriptions, and long afternoons when companionship would have been useful.
Instead, a courier arrived carrying a small black box. Inside was a necklace. No note.
The patient held it for a long time before laughing.
When the giver finally came home, the necklace was waiting on the kitchen table beside every expensive apology collected over twenty years.
Nothing had been taken, nor had they been broken, or even been returned.
The expensive lesson was that the cheap trick had never worked.
©2012 Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys
