Who am I? If you don’t know, you better ask somebody!
What’s that? You asked somebody and they didn’t know who I was, either?
*Sigh* Okay, let’s give this a shot:
Of all the tales woven on these interwebz, few are more strange as that of Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys. Cursed, apparently, on the ferry to Isle of Staten during the Winter of our discontent for denying the existence of his hybrid Human/Muse progeny and compelled to forever navigate between the worlds of the Mundane and Mankind, and subsequently known in all the strange and wonderful lore of both realms as… HED (Hermetic, Extremely Dangerous).
If encountered, never feed from your bare hand.
Pardon me? You say you’re still not satisfied? Alrighty then, here’s the boring meat of the nutshell:
Rhyan Scorpio-Rhys is a horror, science fiction and religious fantasy screenwriter, speculative fiction author with many short stories published and award-winning comic book writer. He has written numerous titles for Visual Assault Comics Press, including Genaissance: A Parable Scribed by the Shadowside of God, NIXA!, Maseo: Hero-Killer, Improbable Impact, Ruehl, Loam: the Intrepid, Mindset, Polymer Doll Isabeau, The Revenue Man, and the acclaimed Xeric Grant-winning Sofa Jet City Crisis.
Among his favorite authors are Harlan Ellison, John Varley, Peter Clines, Paul Tremblay, Blake Crouch, Neil Gaiman, Walter Jon Williams, Elmore Leonard, and Stephen King.
His favorite screenwriters include Billy Wilder, Joel & Ethan Coen, William Goldman, Paul Haggis, Paddy Chayefsky, Frank Darabont, Eric Heisserer and David Mamet.
Satisfied now?
MADD FICTIONAL 
No, I am not satisfied. Although this is a GREAT introduction to the ABOUT PAGE, you have to say something more about you. Something a touch more personal. 🙂
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I’d only do that if I wanted to put readers to sleep, trust me on this.
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So, how do you know you like Joel’s writing but not Ethan’s? 😉
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Whoops! Didn’t realize I left Ethan out. Cheers for bringing it to my attention so I can fix that faux pas.
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Interesting ‘about me’! Tells, without giving away much. And thank you for ‘liking’ some of my stories. From someone so accomplished …
I love the idea of ‘the revenue man’.
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Never been a fan of “Tell me something about you” as I think it’s better to discover people through the stories they tell.
Thank you for sharing your work. Prompt-based stories offer an interesting glimpse into the mind of the author.
And thank you for checking out some of my posts. It’s much appreciated.
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Not satisfied, but it was a funny read. Thanks for stopping by my humble Center for Chaos Explorations. 🙂
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That’s my motto: “Dissatisfying folks since the early 60’s!”
Cheers for the read, the comment and for sharing your work!
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Probably half Welsh with a name like Rhys. If so, Cadwch yn ddiogel a chymerwch. And if not, finding out what it means will drive you madd-fictional!!!!
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I do have a parent of Welsh descent who passed when I was too young to remember, so I do not speak the language but the internet, being the wonderful thing it sometimes is, was able to provide me with the translation.
Thank you for taking the time to check out my site!
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A really creative ‘about me’ page! Excited to follow the site!
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Cheers! Welcome aboard!
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Most definitely Harlan Ellison.
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You’ll get no argument from me.
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Just read “Can You Keep a Secret?” Truly remarkable, How you went from the beginning, warped your way to a new section of his life with Vonda and the kids, and then back to that same rooftop, was superb!
Well done!
How else can I support you?
Cheers,
Tom
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Thanks for taking the time to follow my blog, read a post and leave a comment, it’s all greatly appreciated.
Money and fame aside, writers want to be read, so browse the site at your leisure, read the posts that pique your interest, and share your thoughts. That would be support enough.
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Awesome man. Will do. Hope to stay connected. Looking forward to reading more of your work!
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Fascinating and impressive which can be intriguing since it begs the reader to want to know more. Bravo 😊
Thanks for the ‘likes’ on my blog. It’s quite the compliment.
Isadora 😎
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As much as my life is an open blog, I hate describing myself. I prefer that people engage me in conversation and get to know me over a period of time, rather than plunk down a series of facts in a resume fashion.
As for your blog, Isadora, my absolute pleasure. I enjoy your work, so thank you for sharing.
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Satisfied FOR now, but I’ll be back to read more. I suspect I may become a devoted follower. 🙂
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Even if you decide not to become a devoted follower, returning to read more is always appreciated. Cheers!
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I liked that comment way to fast. I’m not watching you, I promise. LOL just happened to stop in moments after you replied. 🙂
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No worries, Sheri. “Like” as fast as you like, and stop by as often as you like. It’s all good.
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Way more than satisfied with your revelations. I am as reticent, but not as clever, to curtail what I say about me. I hope we can develop a dialog.
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Cheers for checking out the site, and I’m always open to developing dialogues.
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hi, i’m a new fan. i recently picked up some Visual assault comics and was wondering if you might have any Genaissance single issues that i might buy?
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